"What was I even thinking?"
"Why would I say that? Now I look stupid."
"That was the most stupid thing I've said. Kill me."
"Bloody hell, DID I JUST SAY THAT?"
"Great, you're creepy and probably stupid."
"Think of something interesting, please."
"No wonder nobody wants to talk to you. Congrats."
"I look like a 5-year-old retarded kid for saying that. Good God."
I ain't perfect like everyone else. The Universe hates me. Yeah, kick me out.